Pregnancy FAQs
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Loading ...Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, you’ve done more than your share with 35 children.
Q. I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A. So what’s your question?
Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q. Does pregnancy cause headaches?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.
Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
