After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth, so I want you to start by kissing Eve." Adam answered, "Yes, Lord, but what's a kiss?" So the Lord gave Adam a brief description, and Adam then took Eve by the hand and led her behind a bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Lord, that was enjoyable." The Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve." Adam said, "Lord what's a 'caress'?" So the Lord gave Adam a brief description, and Adam went again behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss!" The Lord said, "You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve." Adam said, "Lord, what's 'make love'?" So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam went to Eve behind the bush. But this time he reappeared in two seconds... Adam said, "Lord, what's a headache?"
the stpd blond
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Loading ...how do you make a blond laugh on friday tell her the joke on wednesday
pepito doesnt know where the eggs fell
Posted in Funny Stories (10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5) Loading ...One day pepito’s mom told pepito to go buy some eggs in the store so he went. While pepito was walking to the store he saw that a guy got ran over by a train. Pepito went to call his mom and he told his mom look a hand over there a hand over here a leg over there a leg over here and the head over there. Then pepito’s mom said” and the eggs? ” So pepito said ” I don’t know where they landed”
Reverse Psychology (7 votes) Hillbilly Cop (4 votes) Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding! (4 votes)Shut Up Sir!
Posted in Funny Stories (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...shut up,manners and trouble walkin dong d street,den trouble gon 2 look 4 he self(look 4 trouble),a few mins. later shut up and manners realise dat trouble gone.so shut up tell manners lewwe go in d police station nah.so dey gone.shut up tell manners to stay outside d door,while shut gorn inside. d police say ”ok we’ll need to know yuh nam,son.” ‘’shut up,sir” shut up said.”boi doh tell me shut up,i want your name.”ok shut up,sir.” ”where yuh manners boi?” manners outside,sir” ”u lookin 4 trouble?” ”yes sir”
Reverse Psychology (7 votes) Hillbilly Cop (4 votes) Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding! (4 votes)Bridal Shower Joke
Posted in Wedding (5 votes, average: 4.8 out of 5) Loading ...At a bridal shower, every guest was asked to introduce herself and explain how she met Kimberly, the bride-to-be.
“I met Kimberly while dating her brother Bob,” the first young woman said. The second girl gave the same answer. The third woman said she was Bob’s current girlfriend.
An older woman that was sitting next promptly said. “It’s nice to meet all of you,” she announced with a grin. “But I think I’d really rather meet Bob.”