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His and Her Directions

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Have you ever wondered how the female mind works as compared to the male mind? Yes Male minds are simple. HER DIRECTIONS: 80....(SF)....just after the weight station near cordelia(i think) will be an exit for 14...Sonoma and Napa....take it.....follow it all the way thru.....till you end up in fairfield...there is a signal next to...a Beer joint i think it is....i don't know...but you merge to the right which turns into a lil 2 lane freeway dealy....go thru the signal...go over the bridge thing.... then when you get to the next signal....make a left to go to death vally....you'll be on Carneros Hwy....then you will come to a sort of dead end with a blinking red light....turn right....the road will give you a choice to go straight or veer right.....VEER RIGHT. stay on this road till you see a buncha power stuff...ya know, those big metal thingamajigs....there will be a stop sign...you can either go straight or turn right on Lincoln ...well...turn right.. ..follow that to the end....its kinda a long way....you will hit old bluewood hwy....turn right on old bluewood.....follow it down...past the 8ball (a bar that will show up on the right) which is in cotati....stay on this road and just get on the freeway....you will pass an exit....then just get off at Wilfred Ave....just off the offramp there is a signal....turn left...then go straight thru the next one and under the overpass....go straight.....you will see pep boys straight in front of you. you can chill there if you want or go to wal mart, which you can't miss....it's in the same parking lot with home depot and arby's HIS DIRECTIONS: 80 West Exit 14 Exit 121 (Left at Light) Exit 116 (Veer right) RT Lincoln Road RT Old bluewood RT Myrtle RT Lancster RT Lassen St

the stpd blond

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how do you make a blond laugh on friday tell her the joke on wednesday



pepito doesnt know where the eggs fell

Posted in Funny Stories
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One day pepito’s mom told pepito to go buy some eggs in the store so he went. While pepito was walking to the store he saw that a guy got ran over by a train. Pepito went to call his mom and he told his mom look a hand over there a hand over here a leg over there a leg over here and the head over there. Then pepito’s mom said” and the eggs? ” So pepito said ” I don’t know where they landed”

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  • Shut Up Sir!

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    shut up,manners and trouble walkin dong d street,den trouble gon 2 look 4 he self(look 4 trouble),a few mins. later shut up and manners realise dat trouble gone.so shut up tell manners lewwe go in d police station nah.so dey gone.shut up tell manners to stay outside d door,while shut gorn inside. d police say ”ok we’ll need to know yuh nam,son.” ‘’shut up,sir” shut up said.”boi doh tell me shut up,i want your name.”ok shut up,sir.” ”where yuh manners boi?” manners outside,sir” ”u lookin 4 trouble?” ”yes sir”

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  • Bridal Shower Joke

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    At a bridal shower, every guest was asked to introduce herself and explain how she met Kimberly, the bride-to-be.

    “I met Kimberly while dating her brother Bob,” the first young woman said. The second girl gave the same answer. The third woman said she was Bob’s current girlfriend.

    An older woman that was sitting next promptly said. “It’s nice to meet all of you,” she announced with a grin. “But I think I’d really rather meet Bob.”

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  • blonde

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    Help,Help!! said the blonde “my house is on fire!!”. the man down the street said call the cops. she was dialing she pushed the nine and said “where’s the eleven?”

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