Indian Jokes

There were three Indian ladies. All had husbands with the same first name, Stanley.

They decided one day that their husbands could use a nickname so they could tell them apart easier.

The first Indian lady wanted to call her Stanley “Mountain Dew”.

“Why do you want to call him Mountain Dew?” the two other ladies asked.

“Because everytime we go to the Mountains he wants to do me!!”

The next Indian Lady decided she wanted to nickname her Stanley, 7UP.

“Why do you want to call him 7UP?” the other two asked.

“Because he’s up 7 days a week!!” she replied.

The last Indian lady decided to nickname her Stanley, Johnny Walker.

“Why Johnny Walker?” the other two asked.

“Because he’s a hard liquor!!”

A cowboy and an Indian were out on the plains looking for buffalo. The Indian puts his ear to the ground and says, “Buffalo come.”

The cowboy asks, “How do you know?”

The Indian replies, “Face is sticky”

The Lone Ranger and his faithful Indian companion Tonto, found themselves surrounded by hostile Apache braves on the warpath.

“I don’t see any way out, Tonto,” said The Lone Ranger.
“It looks like we’re going to be killed by those Indians.”

Tonto turned to his friend. “What you mean WE, kemo sabe?”

Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 24 cups of tea?

A: He died in his teapee.

On my first day of classes at Ballstate University in Muncie, Indiana, I took a front row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose.

Then he ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book and began . . . Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook . . .

I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, “Relax, he’s taking attendance.”