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Whats the address for the gay website?

c : enter (see colon, enter)

One day there were a bunch of gay guys just sittin’ around in a hot tub, talking. One of them sees a condom float up to the top. What does he say?

Answer: WHO FARTED?

Yo mama is sooo fat she has to wear two watches because she lives in two different time zones!

Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Yo mama is so gay she makes straight people crooked!

Q: Why do gays have balls?

A: Mud flaps

Q. What did the Gay whale do when he saw a submarine?

A. He bit of its head and swallowed all the semen.

Q. What’s the difference between a hunting dog and a gay man?

A. The hunting dog likes to sic a duck!

Four gays walk into a bar for a drink but there is only one stool. How do they all get a seat?

They flip the stool over!

Q: 2 condoms were walking by a gay bar. What did the one say to the other?

A: “Let’s go in and get ’shit-faced’!”

Q: How do you you recycle a condom?

A: Turn it inside out and shake the ‘fuck’ out of it!

Two straight guys were playing a round of golf when they noticed two gays ahead of them. They decided to have a little fun so they started to aim their shots near where they were playing.

After a couple of balls landed a little too close for comfort the gays decided that the next time a ball lands close to one of them, one of them would fall down and make they were hurt and then they would sue the straight golfers for the injuries.

Sure enough the next shot from one of the straight golfers landed right next to one of the gays, so he fell down and made like he was unconscious.

When the straight golfers got up to them, the one gay started in by saying, ” Hey what kind of idiots are you? You seriously injured my friend and now we’re going to sue you!”

One of the straight guys says to the gay, “Why don’t you suck me.”

At this the gay says to his buddy, “Charlie, get up. They want to settle out of court.”

What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar??

A flame thrower