Do’s and Don’t Do’s of Dating.
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Loading ...Matt and Lennie’s Do’s and Don’t Do’s…
For Dating:
DO - Take pride in your apperance.
DON’T - Stick a 1988 Blue Jays pennent in your ear.
DO - Use cutlery.
DON’T - Use it to pick your teeth.
DO - Apply a nice fragrance.
DON’T - Apply a wrestling hold.
DO - Change your underwear beforehand.
DON’T - Ask to see theirs.
DO - Make jokes.
DON’T - Use jokes including the words: Gimp, Tits, Ass, or Fart.
DO - Tip the Waiter.
DON’T - Trip the Waiter into the dish-cart resulting in massive facial wounds.
DO - Select a romantic restaurant.
DON’T - Select “Fisherman Joe’s Belly Up”.
DO - Hold doors for your date.
DON’T - Hold them shut.
DO - Offer them your jacket if it’s cold outside.
DON’T - Wait until their not looking and slap them in the back of the head with a large frozen tuna.
DO - Tell them interesting stories.
DON’T - Tell them about the time that you and your two buddies threw eggs at the local fat man until he passed out.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY…
DO - Find a common interest.
DON’T - Throw your pants to the ground and proclaim, “Because they screwed the operation up, I got it for free!”
Thanks,
Matt & Lennie
