While playing poker with his buddies at the home of his friend Eddie one Sunday evening, Dan happened to drop a dollar bill to the floor. As he bent down to pick up the dollar bill under the poker table, he happened to look directly at the shapely legs of Eddie's wife, Mona, who was seated on a chair near the poker table. Sensing that Dan was staring at her legs, Mona slyly parted her legs revealing that she was not wearing any underwear at all! A surprised Dan quickly got up and excused himself to get a drink from the kitchen. Mona also got up and followed Dan into the kitchen. When the two of them were alone in the kitchen, Mona made her move. "You know, Dan, I've always wondered how great you might be in the sack." "Me too," Dan blurted out. "I mean, making love to you, of course." "Well if you want to find out, come back here tomorrow afternoon at four and bring a thousand bucks." said Mona seductively. "Don't worry, I'm worth every cent of it. You won't regret it." Dan just nodded as he returned to the poker game. The next afternoon at exactly four o'clock, Dan was knocking at the door and Mona opened it quickly. She said, "I knew you couldn't resist me! Got the thousand bucks?" Dan waved a wad of greenbucks and Mona smiled as she counted the bills greedily and pocketed the money, "C'mon loverboy! Let the games begin!" And they proceeded to have great hot sex in the bedroom. After they were through, Dan got up to get dressed and he thanked Mona for the good time before leaving. A few minutes after Dan left, Eddie came home from work. He asked his wife, "Hey Mona! Did Dan come by the house this afternoon?" Mona was so surprised that she blurted out, "Why, yes, he was here! What did he tell you?" "He told me that he's gonna give you a thousand bucks." "W-w-well, he d-d-did.." stammered Mona. "Well good! That's what he promised to do when he borrowed that thousand bucks from me last night!"
Laugh for Fun.- Funny, Blonde, Pepito, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
how do you make a blond laugh on friday tell her the joke on wednesday
One day pepito’s mom told pepito to go buy some eggs in the store so he went. While pepito was walking to the store he saw that a guy got ran over by a train. Pepito went to call his mom and he told his mom look a hand over there a hand over here a leg over there a leg over here and the head over there. Then pepito’s mom said” and the eggs? ” So pepito said ” I don’t know where they landed”
shut up,manners and trouble walkin dong d street,den trouble gon 2 look 4 he self(look 4 trouble),a few mins. later shut up and manners realise dat trouble gone.so shut up tell manners lewwe go in d police station nah.so dey gone.shut up tell manners to stay outside d door,while shut gorn inside. d police say ”ok we’ll need to know yuh nam,son.” ‘’shut up,sir” shut up said.”boi doh tell me shut up,i want your name.”ok shut up,sir.” ”where yuh manners boi?” manners outside,sir” ”u lookin 4 trouble?” ”yes sir”
At a bridal shower, every guest was asked to introduce herself and explain how she met Kimberly, the bride-to-be.
“I met Kimberly while dating her brother Bob,” the first young woman said. The second girl gave the same answer. The third woman said she was Bob’s current girlfriend.
An older woman that was sitting next promptly said. “It’s nice to meet all of you,” she announced with a grin. “But I think I’d really rather meet Bob.”