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how do you make a blond laugh on friday tell her the joke on wednesday

This post was submitted by chulo1234.

What do you call cheese that aint your chesse?

This post was submitted by Jack Brainard.

One day pepito\’s mom told pepito to go buy some eggs in the store so he went. While pepito was walking to the store he saw that a guy got ran over by a train. Pepito went to call his mom and he told his mom look a hand over there a hand over here a leg over there a leg over here and the head over there. Then pepito\’s mom said \” and the eggs? \” So pepito said \” I don\’t know where they landed\”

This post was submitted by beaner.

shut up,manners and trouble walkin dong d street,den trouble gon 2 look 4 he self(look 4 trouble),a few mins. later shut up and manners realise dat trouble gone.so shut up tell manners lewwe go in d police station nah.so dey gone.shut up tell manners to stay outside d door,while shut gorn inside. d police say ”ok we’ll need to know yuh nam,son.” ‘’shut up,sir” shut up said.”boi doh tell me shut up,i want your name.”ok shut up,sir.” ”where yuh manners boi?” manners outside,sir” ”u lookin 4 trouble?” ”yes sir”

This post was submitted by MrLevi745.

At a bridal shower, every guest was asked to introduce herself and explain how she met Kimberly, the bride-to-be.

“I met Kimberly while dating her brother Bob,” the first young woman said. The second girl gave the same answer. The third woman said she was Bob’s current girlfriend.

An older woman that was sitting next promptly said. “It’s nice to meet all of you,” she announced with a grin. “But I think I’d really rather meet Bob.”

This post was submitted by info.