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Suk Mi Pagoda Restauarant Menu

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Suk Mi Pagoda Cuntonese Cuisine 6969 Fellatio Blvd. Escondildo, CA 281-6969 (that's Two ate one, sixty-nine,sixty-nine) OO-La-La-Carte: Cream Sum Yung Guy.. Women love it Cum Drop Soup .... Same as above, but no MSG Suc Sum Tit ..... Chef's favorite Luncheon Specials: 1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious 2. Sum Dum Fuc ...Same as #1 but without brains 3. Wong Hong Lo...Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs 4. Suc Mi Pork....Mostly white meat for light eaters 5. Suc Mi Dork....Mostly dark meat for big eaters Dinner Combinations: 1.Goo in Hand.....For those dining alone 2. Suc Mi Wang.....Traditional Chinese sausage 3. Cum Too Soon.....Order early! These go fast! 4. Sum Dum Chick....Always a low cost favorite 5. Fuc Mi Slo.....Takes 2 hours to prepare 6. Lik Mi Clit.....A lip smacking Oriental treat 7. Goo Wee Chick....No extra charge for sloppy seconds 8. Yung Poon Tang....Fresh daily 9. Too Can Choo.....Includes sausage and fish for two 10. Wai Too Yung.....Not available on school nights 11. Fuc Sum Now.....Raw fish for those in a hurry 12. Tung Sum Chick....Chef's Special 13. Sum Gulp Twat....Low-cal diet special 14. Bang Ho Face.....Served sitting down 15. Bang Ho Butt.....Served with warm oil and jelly 16. Hoo Flung Poo....Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

the stpd blond

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how do you make a blond laugh on friday tell her the joke on wednesday



pepito doesnt know where the eggs fell

Posted in Funny Stories
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One day pepito’s mom told pepito to go buy some eggs in the store so he went. While pepito was walking to the store he saw that a guy got ran over by a train. Pepito went to call his mom and he told his mom look a hand over there a hand over here a leg over there a leg over here and the head over there. Then pepito’s mom said” and the eggs? ” So pepito said ” I don’t know where they landed”

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  • Shut Up Sir!

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    shut up,manners and trouble walkin dong d street,den trouble gon 2 look 4 he self(look 4 trouble),a few mins. later shut up and manners realise dat trouble gone.so shut up tell manners lewwe go in d police station nah.so dey gone.shut up tell manners to stay outside d door,while shut gorn inside. d police say ”ok we’ll need to know yuh nam,son.” ‘’shut up,sir” shut up said.”boi doh tell me shut up,i want your name.”ok shut up,sir.” ”where yuh manners boi?” manners outside,sir” ”u lookin 4 trouble?” ”yes sir”

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  • Bridal Shower Joke

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    At a bridal shower, every guest was asked to introduce herself and explain how she met Kimberly, the bride-to-be.

    “I met Kimberly while dating her brother Bob,” the first young woman said. The second girl gave the same answer. The third woman said she was Bob’s current girlfriend.

    An older woman that was sitting next promptly said. “It’s nice to meet all of you,” she announced with a grin. “But I think I’d really rather meet Bob.”

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  • blonde

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    Help,Help!! said the blonde “my house is on fire!!”. the man down the street said call the cops. she was dialing she pushed the nine and said “where’s the eleven?”

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