50th Anniversary

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An old couple decided to go to the same hotel they went to on their honeymoon for their 50th Anniversary. The husband is sitting in bed when his wife takes off her clothes at the foot of the bed and says, “Do you remember what you were thinking when you first saw me naked 50 years ago?”

“Yes,” said the husband, “I was thinking that I was going to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.”

“And what are you thinking now?” said the wife.

The husband replied, “I think I did a pretty good job.”

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