Who’s Buying?

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Two Irishmen are sitting at the bar, and on the side of the bar is a huge mirror.

Murphy looks over and says, “Don`t look now, Patrick, but the chap sitting over there looks the spitting image of you!”

Patrick says, “I don`t believe it, the other chap is identical to YOU as well!”

Murphy stands up and says, “I’m going to buy them a drink.”

Patrick says, “Don`t bother, they are coming over.”

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