Three Nuns Go To Heaven
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Loading ...Once upon a time three nuns died and went to heaven. It was very bright and beautiful. They met St. Peter at the front gate.
He said, “The only way you can get into heaven is if you answer three questions. One question for each of you.”
The three nuns agreed. St. Peter began to the first nun, “What was the Immaculate conception?” “Why, it’s Mary being told that Jesus was going to be born, St. Peter,” said the first nun. And bells rang, the gates of heaven opened, and she entered heaven.
St. Peter went on to the second nun, “Who baptized Jesus?” The second nun began, “It was John the Baptist, St. Peter.” And bells rang, the gates opened, and she entered heaven.
He finally came to the third nun. He asked, “What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam in the Garden of Eden?” The third nun looked around in confusion trying to think of what she could of said. She then said, “Gee, that’s a hard one, Peter.” And bells rang, the gates opened.