Things we have in Egypt that the rest of the world doesn’t..
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Loading ...Things we have in Egypt that the rest of the world doesn’t:
1- McDonald’s home delivery (the rest of the world have to get off their lazy butts and go get it).
2-Mollokhya (for some reason our tasty national green slime has not caught on elsewhere).
3- Relaxed driving regulations (apparently, the rest of the world drives around in straight lines, how bizarre!).
4- No drunk-driving laws (well, no breath-analyzers anyway).
5- Magical economics (250 people in a 40 seater bus, 15 people in a 5 seater taxi, 5 people on a 2 seater scooter.
6- A national obsession with marriage (plus the flat, Shabka, furniture that goes with it).
7- You can smoke anywhere! (except in CAIP office)
8- No drive-by shootings, random muggings or mass murders.
9- The biggest construction site in the world - Cairo.
10- Al mahmoul fi yad (?) al game3!… “everybody has a Cellular”
11- Sogouq- the finest spicy mystery-meat in the world.
12- Excellent women drivers!
13- 24-hour a day everything.
14- Hakim (apparently -nobody else wants his music -obviously they’ve got no taste).
15- Stella local beer (and now on tap!).
16- Sheesha -now available in cappuccino (urgh!) mint,
fakhfakhena, and orange flavors (only the truly brave should try these exciting alternatives).
17- 5-piaster notes (probably the smallest paper denomination in the world-except for monopoly money).
