The Used Harley
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Loading ...There’s this guy who is in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So, he’s shopping around, answering ads in thenewspaper, not having much luck. One day, he comes across a bike for sale in a yard.
Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition and inquires about it with the owner.
“This bike is beautiful!” He says. “I’ll take it! But how did you keep it in such great shape?”
“Well,” says the seller, “it’s pretty simple, just make sure that if the bike is outside and it looks like rain, that you rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it, and since you are buying it, you can also have my jar of Vaseline.”
So the guy buys the bike and is now a happy biker.
That night, he decides to ride the bike to his girlfriend’s parent’s house to make a good impression. His girlfriend loves Harleys, and he had never met her parents, but figured they could not help but be impressed.
Upon arriving, his girlfriend grabs his arm and says “Honey, I have got to tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don’t talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner, has to do the dishes.”
“No problem” he says, and they go in.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge pile of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge pile. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes!
They all sit down for dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So, he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but they stay quiet. So, he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.
Her mom is kind of cute, he decides, so he grabs the mom and has his way with her, also on the dinner table. Once again, total silence! As he is sitting there thinking that this family is a little strange, he notices rain drops on the window, and figures he better take care of the bike, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly, the father stands up and shouts “All right, All right! I’ll do the God-damned dishes!”