The Man and The Bartender
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Loading ...A man walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender, slams his fist on the bar, and says, “Bartender, give me a drink before the fight!”
The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but pours him a drink anyway. The man drinks it as fast as he can then slams his fist on the table again, demanding, “Bartender, give me a drink before the fight!”
“What fight?” says the bartender as he hands the man another drink.
The man gulps down the second drink before replying, “The fight I’ll be in after I tell you I can’t pay for the drinks I had!”
