The Letter

One day God was just sitting on his throne out of his mind bored. So he got one of his Saints, St.Paul.

“Paul, go down to earth and count all of my people, and tell me how many are beautiful and how many are ugly.”

It took St. Paul 365 days to complete this task. He went up to God and said,”99% of your people are UGLY and the remaining 1% of your people are BEAUTIFUL.”

God said, “WHAT? ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MY CREATIONS ARE UGLY?! GO BACK DOWN THERE AND THIS TIME BRING ST. MICHAEL AND COUNT THEM AGAIN!!”

So they both went down to earth once again. It took only 182 days for them to count. They went back to heaven and told God their good news. “99% of your people are BEAUTIFUL, and only 1% are UGLY.”

So the Angels started singing “ALLELUIA!”
God told all the gardian Angels to send the beautiful people letters.

Did you get one?

This joke is filed under Religious.