The Bear

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Two men were walking in a forest when they suddenly see a bear ten feet away from them. One of the guys bent down and began to tie his shoes.
“Are you crazy?” The other guy said. “Do you really think you can outrun a bear?”
The guy replied, ” I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.”

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