Smart seeds

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A Woman is walking trough the train searching for a seat, finally she finds one and sits down. Across the woman is a man with a bag of seeds… and the man is eating the seeds one by one.

Curious the woman asks: “Why are you eating seeds?”

“These aren’t just seeds,” explains the man, this are seeds of the smart apple tree.. when you eat these seeds you instantly become smarter.”

“WOW!” answers the woman. “Will you give me some?”

“GIVE? No way, but I will sell them at $25 a piece.”

The woman checks her wallet, “Well that is expensive, but I will take four.” She hands over $100 and the man counts out four seeds.

The woman eats the seeds immediately, and after swallowing them. She yells to the man….
“WAIT A SECOND, THESE AREN’T SMART SEEDS! THESE ARE JUST REGULAR APPLE SEEDS — I COULD HAVE BOUGHT THOUSANDS OF SEEDS WITH $100!”

Then the man calmly replies: “You see they are starting to work already!”

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