Similarities between Clinton and Nixon

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Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Water Bed

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon: Carpet bombing
Clinton: Carpet burning

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn’t explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton: Couldn’t explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname Tricky Dick
Clinton: No difference

Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan “Nixon’s The One”
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying “He’s the one”

Nixon: Famous for his widow’s peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on a Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her

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