How do you circumsize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.

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A boy about to get married comes home from his bachelor party.

His father is waiting up for him to find out how it went.

When the boy walks in and sees his father he says, “Dad, I know you and Mother have spent a lot of money and time on the wedding, but, I can’t marry her!”

“Why’s this, son?” the father ask.

“Well, tonight I found out she’s still a virgin!”

Then the father staggers back a little outraged, and says,
“I don’t blame you son. Hell, if she ain’t good enough for her own damn family, she sure the Hell ain’t good enough for OURS!”

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