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1. I still miss my ex….but my aim is getting better
2. I want to die asleep like my grandfather….not screaming like the passengers in his car.
3. If women can have pms, men can have espn.
4. If American mothers feed their children with small forks and knives, what do Chinese mothers use….perhaps toothpicks??
5. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Some very important questions to ask yourselves.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called “Poles”, why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip’s Screwdriver?
Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a ‘broker’?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
“I am ” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
