no arms, no legs

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What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
on your porch? Mat

What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
in your mail box? Bill

What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
on your kitchen stove? Stu

What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
water skiing? Skip

What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on
your wall? Art

Where do you find a dog that has no legs?
Right where you left him!

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  • No Arms No Legs

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    What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs on top of a window?

    Curt “n” Rod!!!

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