Mergers

With corporate mergers in the news these days, here are a few that might be fun.

Xerox and Wurlitzer: To make reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:
The merged company will be called Fairwell, Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler:
Will be renamed Poly Warner Cracker

W.R Grace Co., Fuller Brush, Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems:
Hale Mary, Fuller Grace

3M and Goodyear: Will be called MMMGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Will be Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:
Honey, Im Home

Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining:
Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C.Penny, and Canadian Opera Company:
3 Penny Opera

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:
Poupon Pants

Knott’s Berry Farm and National Organization of Women:
Knott NOW

And, are you ready for this…………

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining:
Zip Audi Do-Da

This joke is filed under Computer, Religious.