Little Red Riding Hood

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Red Riding Hood (RRH) is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!” says RRH. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road RRH sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. “My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf!” says RRH. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About another 2 miles down the road RRH sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. “My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf!” taunts RRH.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams…”Will you fuck off, I’m trying to take a shit!”

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