Granny’s Limerick
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Loading ...A 15-year-old high school student was hard at work on the kitchen table trying to write a limerick for the school paper’s contest. His grandmother came in to make tea and asked him what he was writing.
“There’s a contest at school for the best limerick. The winner gets published in our school newspaper” replied Jimmy.
“Oh”, Granny smiled, “maybe I can help you. When I was your age, I used to be quite good at making up limericks, although my mother always said they were a bit racy for a proper young lady.”
“That’s great, Granny,” said Jimmy. “Would you tell me one?”
“Oh I’d be embarassed to say one aloud,” blushed Granny, “but I guess I could leave out the parts my mother objected to.”
“OK, Granny, go ahead,” said young Jimmy.
“Well, all right, here goes.”
“A girl spread her legs in
the grass
da da da da da da da da.
Da da da da da da da da da ,
So he fucked her up the ass.”