From Heaven to Hell

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There was an engineer who died and went to heaven. God says, “No, you’re not supposed to be here. You have to go to hell.” So the guy goes to hell and sees the devil.

The engineer says to the Devil, “You know what, you need an air conditioner down here.” So the Devil says “You know what, you are right.” So the engineer installs an air conditioner in Hell.

The next day the engineer says “You need an escalator down here”, so the Devil says “You are right, why don’t you put one in.” The engineer puts in the escalator.

A couple of weeks later God calls down to the Devil to see if everything is going well and if it is hot enough. The Devil says, “No it’s not hot, we have an air conditioner and an escalator now.”

God says “How did you get all that?” The Devil says “You sent us an engineer.” God says “Well send him back up here.” The Devil says “No.”

God says “Send him back or I will sue you.”

The Devil says “GOOD LUCK FINDING A LAWYER.”

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