Dumbfounded Priest
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Loading ...A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar. After sitting down, ordering, and some chit chat, the priest said, “Have you noticed that there are no women in this bar?” He then realized the truth, “I think we’re in a gay bar.”
A man approached and tried to flirt with the priest. The priest was dumbfounded, and didn’t know quite what to do. The rabbi leaned over and whispered something in the man’s ear.
The man nodded and walked off.
The relieved priest said, “Thanks. What did you tell him?”
The rabbi replied, “I just told him we’re on our honeymoon.”