Drunk & lost

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A man at a bar gets really drunk. Some guys decide to be good Samaritans and get him home.

So they pick him up off the floor drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls three times. When they to the house, they help him out of the car and he falls down four more times.

They ring the bell, and one says, “Here’s your husband, missus.”

The man’s wife says, “Where the hell is his wheelchair?”

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