don’t lie to your mother!
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Loading ...One day, Jim’s mom comes over to dinner, and was very curious about his roomate, Juli. Juli was blonde, thin, and very pretty. Then Jim said, ” Mothe, I know what you are thinking about things goin’ on between me and Juli, but there is nothing, we are just roomates.”
Well his mother understood but was still curious.
About two weeks lator, Juli came up to Jim and said, “Jim, ever since your mom came here, I’ve been missing my real nice watch that cost me $500.”
Jim said he would write a letter to his motherand this is what he wrote:
“Dear mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’, but I’m not saying you ‘didn’t’ take Juli’s watch that she’s benn missing ever since you came here for dinner.
Love, Jim”
Afew weeks lator, the letter from Jim’s mother came back, it said:
“Dear Jim,
I’m not saying you ‘do’ but I’m not saying you ‘don’t’ sleep with Juli, because by now she would of found her watch if she was actually sleeping in her own bed.
Love, Mommy”