Clinton And The Pope
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Loading ...Former President Bill Clinton and Pope John Paul II both die on the same day, and by some error, the Pope gets sent to hell, while Bill Clinton goes to heaven.
Eventually, it’s been learned that there’s been a mistake. So Clinton has to get on the down escalator going from heaven to hell, while the Pope goes on the up escalator from hell to heaven. (Of course it’s an escalator.)
Clinton sees the Pope and says, “Your Excellency, how do you feel?” The Pope says, “I am so excited. After a life of service to God, I shall finally meet the Virgin Mary.”
Clinton replies, “Oops.”
