Cat vs. Rooster

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A cat goes up to a rooster and says, “I can do anything you can do!”

The rooster took the challenge and jumped over a broomstick. The cat jumped over the broomstick and said, “See, I can do anything you can do!”

The rooster then went to a tiny brook, jumped/flew across and then asked the cat to do it. The cat ran, jumped, and fell in the water.

The rooster had a great laugh as the cat got out of the water.

The moral of this story is: Wherever there is a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock.

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