Car/Sex Song

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(to the tune of car innuendo guy)
Oh, baby baby baby
I wanna check your emissions,
Buh buh baby baby baby
I wanna grind your transmission.
Buh buh baby baby baby,
my fuzzy dice are feeling ripe
‘Cause I wanna shove my manly crankshaft up your rusty tailpipe

I’m your car innuendo guy, your car innuendo guy

Oh, baby baby baby
Pump my piston ’til it’s sore
Buh buh baby baby baby
I wanna slam your back door
Buh buh baby baby baby,
I wanna ride ’til your broken
I wanna give your love compartment my sexual strokin’

I’m your car innuendo guy, your car innuendo guy

Come on now baby, dontcha pull out my tube,
You’ll miss my grease monkey, and my stiff jiffy lube

Aww, baby, baby, baby please don’t run out of gas,
Buh buh baby baby baby, I’m gonna turbocharge YOUR ass,
Buh buh baby baby baby, I hope ya brought extra sheets,
cause baby I’m leakin’ wiper fluid on your new leather seats

I’m your car innuendo guy, your car innuendo guy

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