America’s Recreational Preferences

After a two year study, the National Science Foundation has announced the following results on America’s recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

7. CONCLUSION OF STUDY: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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