Amazing Sense of Smell

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It was past lunchtime when a man with a cane entered a small diner. When the diner owner handed him the menu, the customer said to the owner, “I’m sorry I can’t read your menu. I’m blind.” The owner apologized and asked what the customer wanted to eat. The blind man said, “Could me bring me a used spoon? I could tell what your special for the day is just by smelling the spoon.”

Although the diner owner was skeptical at the blind man’s claim, he decided to humor the blind man. So he went into the kitchen and told the cook named Mary who was also his wife for twenty years about the blind man’s request. So Mary took out a used spoon from the sink and handed this to her husband. When the blind man got the spoon, he sniffed it deeply and then said, “Hmmm, meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Smells good. I’ll have that for lunch.” The owner was amazed by the blind man’s keen sense of smell. While the blind man was eating, he struck up a conversation with the owner. The blind man narrated his tour of duty as a fighter pilot and how he lost his eyesight three years ago after his jet fighter crashlanded during a routine mission over Iraq. After finishing his meal, the blind man paid for his lunch and left.

The next day, the blind man returned to the diner and as he sat down, the owner absentmindedly handed him the menu. The blind man smiled and said, “I was here yesterday. Could I just have a used spoon?” So the owner went into the kitchen and took a used spoon from the sink. After the blind man sniffed the used spoon, he said, “Hmmm, smells like spaghetti and meatballs. Okay, I’ll have some.” The owner was dumbfounded by the blind man’s keen sense of smell. After the blind man had left, the owner vowed to put the blind man’s sense of smell to a test.

So at about same time next day, the owner was on the look out for the blind man. When he saw the blind man crossing the street towards the diner, the owner went into the kitchen and asked his wife Mary to rub a spoon against her pussy as he wanted to play a joke on the blind man. Reluctantly his wife agreed to do it.

When the blind man took his seat, the owner handed him the Mary-scented spoon. After much sniffing, the blind man said in a surprised voice, “Hey, I didn’t know Mary works here. How is she doing?”

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