A Farmer’s Punishment

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There is a boy who lives on the farm and every morning he goes out to do his chores.

The boy goes out to milk the cows, once he milks them he kicks the cows in the head. Then the boy goes out to feed the pigs, he feeds them and then kicks the pigs in the head also. The last he goes to the chickens and kicks them in the heads as well then takes their eggs. Now he goes home for breakfast.

As the boy sits down for breakfast the mother says “I saw what you did to those poor animals and for hurting the cow you do not get any milk for breakfast, for the pigs you do not get any bacon, sausage, or ham for breakfast, and for the chickens you do not get any eggs for breakfast.” So the now saddened little boy had dry cereal for breakfast.

Later that night the whole family sits down for supper, and the father then kicks the cat. The boy looks at his mother and asks, “Well are you going to tell him or should I??”

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