3 Nuns

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There were these three nuns and they were trying to get into heaven.

So God appeared and said, “Answer this question correctly, and I’ll let you in.”

So he asked the first nun, “Who was the first man on earth?”

The nun said, “Adam”

So God said, “Bamm! You’re in heaven.”

So he asked the second nun, “Who was the first woman on earth?”

And she said, “Eve!”

So God said, “Bamm! You’re in heaven.”

Finally it was the third nun’s turn, and He asked her, “What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?”

She thought for a moment, scratching her head then said, “Gee, THATS HARD!!”

So God said, “Bamm! You’re in heaven.”

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