four brothers

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine-years-old and the other one is four-years-old. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?” The nine-year-old replies “Nope, not for my mom.”

Without thinking, the cashier responded “Well, they must be for your sister then?”

The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”

The cashier had now become curious “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?”

The nine-year-old says “They’re for my four-year-old little brother.”

The cashier is surprised “Your four-year-old little brother??”

The nine-year-old explains: “Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”

There is one guy who needs to get to the airport within half an hour.It takes 45 minutes to get there, so he asks a cab driver ,”Can you get me to the airport within half an hour?”
The cab driver says ,”With seven dollars i can.” The guy says “Ok.” So they go, on the way theres a red light ,when the driver sees it he slams the gas. The guy in the back asks the driver ,”What in the hell are you doin crossing a red light?” The driver says proudly ,”Me and my four brothers don’t believe in red lights.” The guy says ,”Ok.” Four or five red lights pass, then a green light comes the driver slams the brakes. Starts screeching, leaves black tire marks on the road, but finally stops in time. The guy in the back asks the driver ,”What in the hell are you doin stoppin at a green light?” The driver says ,”I’m afraid I mite hit one of my four brothers.”

There was this family of 3 brothers named Somebody, Nobody, Everybody, and their cousin Crazy.

One night the four boys wanted to go out drinking at a bar. They all drank beer and were having fun. Everybody and Crazy had decided that they had all they wanted to drink.

On the other hand, Somebody and Nobody still wanted to drink even though they were already drunk. As they continued to drink they started to say bad things to one another and started to fight. Everybody saw this and told Crazy to call 911 while he tried to stop the fight.

When Crazy called the police station, an officer answer and said, “Police department, may I help you?”. Crazy said, “Please come to the bar a few blocks from the basketball court because there is a fight.”

The officer replied back, “Who is fighting and is there anyone injured?”

Crazy said to the officer, “Quick, hurry up Somebody is beating up Nobody and Everybody is going nuts.”

The officer replied back, “What! are you crazy?!”

Crazy replied back, “Yes, now hurry up!”

Dear God,

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Norma

Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Jane

Dear God,

Who draws the lines around the countries?

Nan

Dear God,

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God,

Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.

Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God,

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Bruce

Dear God,

If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Denise

Dear God,

I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Sam

Dear God,

I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Elliott

Dear God,

I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Nan

Dear God,

Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Rob

Dear God,

My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Marsha

Dear God,

If you watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear God,

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Charles

Dear God,

I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Eugene

Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Larry