cheapskate

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny, $15 bottle.

“What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

So, the clerk handed him a mirror.

A group of businessmen decided to start Cheapskate Airlines. After talking it over, they offered three classes of travel.

In first class, they show a movie and serve steak and lobster.

In coach class, they show slides and give you a chicken dinner.

In the “NO FRILLS!” section, they pass around a picture of a peanut butter sandwich.