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Hoover Dam

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The tour guide at the Hoover Dam began the tour by saying, “I am your dam guide…

After this dam tour, please don’t ask me any dam questions. Furthermore, you are not allowed to take any dam pictures. If you do I will confiscate your dam cameras and I know that you won’t be dam happy.”

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