Top 10 Clues Your Mother Is A Cleanaholic

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10. Her sweatshirts all say “PineSol Just Do it”

9.Kitchen utensils used by Mayo Clinic

8.When you walk through house she follows you like member of Olympic Curling Team

7. Likes to wear same outfit worn by Dustin Hoffman in “Outbreak”

6. Bathroom mirror could be used as lens in Hubble Space Telescope

5. Uses broomsticks for firewood

4. dog’s name is “Ajax”

3. Guest room is used Apollo astronaut quarantine chamber

2. Garage is car wash

And the number One Clue you mother is a “Cleanaholic”..

When you say, “Hi mom!” she waves back in small, circular motions………….

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