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Blonde Man

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your wardrobe and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone…

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Numerous Blonde Q&A

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? A. The joystick is wet. Q. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common? A. The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? A. A brain tumor. Q. What is a blondes cheer? A. “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N…. oh well, I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea, yea, yea! Q. Why do…

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Blonde Punctuation

A teacher writes the following on the board and asks this blonde to punctuate it: fun fun fun worry worry worry This is what she wrote: “fun PERIOD fun PERIOD fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!!”

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blonde Q & A

Q: What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A: goes home Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing in a row? A: a wind tunnel

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Blonde in A Stick-Up

A gang of robbers burst into the bank and ordered everyone present to gather into the open space, to strip and lie down on the floor before they proceeded to get the money from the tellers’ drawers and the bank’s vault. A frightened blonde teller took off all her clothes and then lay face up on the floor. “Psst, Cindy, turn over,” hissed a woman beside the blonde. “This is a stick-up, not an office party!”

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