Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There were these two blonde campers camping in the woods and one of them said: “I have got to go to shit.” The other said, “Go in the woods.” The first said, “I don’t have anything to wipe with.” “Use a dollar” Well he came back with shit all over his hands and the other one asked, “What happened to you?” He replied, “It is hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel.”
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This blonde receptionist is at work when the phone rings. The manager sees all this and thinks nothing of it until she starts sobbing and crying her pretty blue eyes out. “What’s wrong? What’s wrong?!” her boss frantically asked. “That was my father, my mother just passed away last night,” she sobbed. “Gee whiz Buffy, that’s too bad. Would you like the rest of the day off to grieve?” “No, I’ll be alright, I just need to stay busy and…
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Q. What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A. To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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A blonde worked as a secretary. One day, her boss saw her crying at her desk. He asked her what was wrong. She said, “I’ve just had a phone call from my aunt, my mother is dead.” The boss offered to let her take some days off work. she said “It’s okay, I need to stay and keep working.” The boss was sympathetic, and then went to his office. Later on, the boss decided to check on his secretary, and…
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What do you call 2 blondes in a Volkswagen? Farfromthinking
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A True Story, if she had killed herself she’d be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award (might be a problem in the gene pool). Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn’t get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in…
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Two blondes go to a horse auction and buy the two finest there. So when they get them home they say, “How are we gonna tell them apart?” The other one said “We’ll put a notch in one of their ears.” So the next day they come back and both horses have a notch in their ears in the same place. So now they put a ribbon on one horse’s tail. So the next day they came back and the…
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3 blondes found a bottle and rubbed it.Out popped a genie & said he would grant each of them a wish. The first blonde says, “I want to be smart.” So the genie turned her into a brunette. The second blonde says, “I want to be smarter than her.” So he turns her into a redhead. The third blonde looks confused and says, “But I want to be even dumber than I already am.” So the genie turns her into…
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Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. Why do blondes like lightning? A. They think someone is taking their picture. Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A. “Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.”
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Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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