Blond Jokes - page 5

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.…

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Q. Why was the blonde staring at the Tropicana box??? A. Because the box said concentrate

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I Know a blonde that was so stupid that….. she called me for my # she spent 20 mins. looking a the O.J. bottle b/c it said “concentrate” she put lipstick on her forehead b/c she wanted to make-up her mind she tried to drown a fish If you gave her a penny 4 her thoughts you’d get change under “education” on her application she put “Hooked On Phonics” If she were to speak her mind she’d be speechless she…

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How come blondes don’t eat very many bananas? A: Because they can’t find the zipper.

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There was once a blonde who bought a VW bug. She was driving along, and she ran over a speed bump,and immediately after she heard a huge bang and her car broke down. The blonde then got out of her car and opened the hood, where she thought the engine should be. To her surprise it was gone. Thinking the engine had fallen out she started walking back. On her way she met another blonde, in an identical VW bug.…

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Dave Hansen buys some camping gear at Wal-Mart, places his purchases on the checkout counter, and offers his new Visa card to the pretty blonde clerk. She dilligently inspects the card and says “I’m sorry, Sir, you haven’t signed your card. I can’t accept it until it’s signed.” Dave takes out his pen, signs the card, and returns it to the pretty blonde ‘associate’. She smiles cheerfully, rings up the sale, and passes the Visa slip to Dave for his…

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Q: What do blondes and a beer bottle have in common? A: They are both empty from the shoulders and up.

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A blonde whent to a paper company and ordered a roll of paper 1/2 inch wide and 50 feet long. The paper salesman asked the blonde, “Why do you need a paper that size?” The blonde replied, “I am moving and I need to pack my clothes line.”

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Why do blondes like tilt steering? More headroom

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One day two blondes were driving down the street in a car. The driver looks out the window and notices another blonde trying to row a boat in a field! “It’s blondes like that that give us a bad name,” states the driver. “Yeah, if I could swim I’d go out there and drown her!” replies the other.

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