Blond Jokes - page 10

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed,…

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The blonde wife came home from her first day of commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” she replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.” “Poor Dear,” he said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for awhile?” “I couldn’t,” she replied. “There was no one there.”

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Q: Why do blondes like cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q. What is the difference between an intelligent blonde & Bigfoot. A. There are some people who actually think that they have seen Bigfoot

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What did the blonde say when she walked into the bar? “Ouch!” Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have ducked.

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Why does a blonde use birth control pills? Otherwise, she won’t know what day of the week it is.

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How do you confuse a blonde boy? You put him in a circular room and tell him to pee in the corner. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies? Because the sign said, “Seventeen and under not admitted.” What do you call a blonde holding a dollar over her head All you can eat under a buck A dumb blonde and a smart blonde jump off of a roof.…

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