Blonde Inventions
The Blonde Inventions 1. Screen doors on a submarine. 2. Solar powered flashlight. 3. Air conditioning on a motorcycle 4. Water Powered Blow dryer.
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
The Blonde Inventions 1. Screen doors on a submarine. 2. Solar powered flashlight. 3. Air conditioning on a motorcycle 4. Water Powered Blow dryer.
Sick and tired of hearing all those nasty blonde jokes and of how all blondes are perceived to be dumb, this blonde is determined to show her husband that blondes are really smart. While her husband is off to work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 pm…
What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
Q: What do you call 24 blondes upside down in a cardboard box? A: A case of slits
How does a blonde kill a cop ? Shhe throws a doughnut off a cliff
There were three blondes walking along the beach. While they were walking, they find a geenie. The geenie says that they can each have one wish. The first blonde wishes to be a thousand times smarter, so her hair turns light brown and she becomes a brain surgeon. the secound one wishes to be a million times smarter and her hair gets a really dark brown and she finds a cure for cancer. The third blonde wishes to be a…
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal? A: One is a busy ditch.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a dog? A. Well, I’m still exploring, but I haven’t found much!
there was a blonde working at a burger king and everyone made fun of how dumb she is. so one day she decided she will memorize and the state capitals. so she stood up all night memorizing them. the next day they were once again making fun of her. “oh yeah the blonde replied. “i stood up all day and remebered the state capitals. go ahead try me.” so they ask her one question. “what is the capital of Oaklahoma?”…
There was this young blonde away from home in a foreign country, and she wanted to call her grandmother back in the US. Because of the country’s crappy economy, the blonde had to go to a large communications center to make the call. Upon arriving she asked a man working there how much a call to the US would cost. He responded, “The call will cost $200.” Being low on money, the blonde questioned if there was any other way…