Blond Jokes - page 6

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a dumb blonde have in common? A. The both suck down a lot of seamen.

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How did the blonde explain his helicopter crash? He said the room was getting too cold so he shut off the ceiling fan.

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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She walks into her boyfriends aparment and he is in a red heads arms. The boyfriend gets up and says, “Honey what are you doing here?” She pulls out the gun and points it at her boyfrien then at her head. The boyfriend yells, “Honey don’t do it!” The blonde yells backat him, “Shutup your next!

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Once there was a blonde with a pack of matches, she took one match it didn’t light so she threw it away. She took a second match it didn’t light so she threw that away too. She took a third match, it lit, she blew it out and put it in her pocket and said, “This one is good I better keep it.”

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If a blonde and a brunette were to jump off a tower who would hit the ground first? The brunette, because the blond would stop and ask directions.

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What does a good basketball team and a bad basketball team have in common with a blonde? They all score.

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Why do brunettes keep their hair color dark? It matches their moustache Why do brunettes always watch their figure? ‘Cause no one else does

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Here are three of the latest blonde inventions. 1. A wooden BBQ 2. An ejecter seat on a heli-copter 3. Air-Conditioning on a moter bike

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Q.How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? A.She fell out of the tree.

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