Blond Jokes - page 4

Two blondes walk into a building… Don’t you think one of them would have seen it?

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A blonde goes to her first football game with her boyfriend. At halftime her boyfriend asks her, “So what do you think?” The blonde replies “It’s pretty cool but I don’t get why they are fighting over a quarter” he asks, “What do you mean?” She answers, “Every time one of the teams has the ball the other is yelling, “GET THE QUARTER BACK!”

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She thought maxi pads had wings!

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Q: What is a blonde girls motto? A: If at first you don’t succeed, suck some more, you’ll soon suck seed.

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Why do blondes wear tampons w/ extra long cords? So the crabs can bungee jump, of course!!

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A blonde and a brunette were speeding down a highway. The brunette said, “Watch out for any cop’s lights.” After a while the brunette said, “Are there any cop’s lights behind us?” And the blonde said, “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no….”

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There was a blonde who called the fire dept and said, “Come quick my house is on fire.” The operator said, “Well how do I get there?” The blonde said, “Duh! the big red truck.”

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This blonde is walking through the mall one day, when a man walks up to her and says, “Good afternoon, ma’am. Would you like to take a poll?” The blonde answers, “Sure. Does the flag come with it?”

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Q: What is the diffence between a misquito and a blonde? A: When you smack a misquito it stops sucking!

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