Blond Jokes - page 3

Inventions by Blondes ? The water-proof towel ? Glow in the dark sunglasses ? Solar powered flashlights ? Submarine screen doors ? A book on how to read ? Inflatable dart boards ? A dictionary index ? Mechanical Pencil sharpeners ? Powdered water ? Pedal-powered wheel chairs ? Waterproof tea bags ? Watermelon seed sorter ? Zero proof alcohol ? Reuseable ice cubes ? See-through toilet tissue ? Skinless bananas ? Do-it-yourself road map ? Turnip ice cream ? Toe…

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A sailor met a good-looking blonde at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success. “I don’t date servicemen,” she said, “but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants.” “Why, that’s because we have two dicks,” the sailor replied. “Interesting. Probably twice as much fun, I would think,” replied the blonde. “Let’s go to my place and try them out.” So they did, and after the first…

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What do you call five blondes standing in a row? A wind tunnel. Why do blondes have clear lunch boxes? So they can tell if they are coming or going to work!

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A blonde was sitting at a bar getting drunk. Another blonde who was also quite drunk stumbled up to her and said, “You look familiar. Are you from around here?” “Why yes,” said the first blonde, “I grew up here.” “I did too,” said the first blonde, “let’s have a drink to the best town in the world!” Down they pour a drink. So, the first blonde says, “I guess that means you went to Johnson High School here? I…

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Why was the blonde so happy to finish the puzzle in 4 years. Because the box said years 2-6

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1. What does a blonde’s mother say to her before going out at night? If your not in bed by 10, come home. 2. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. 3. What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and a brunette? You don’t need to give the blonde as much alcohol.

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why did the blonde burn her ear while ironing? The phone rang!! why did the blonde climb to the roof of the pub? she heard the drinks were on the house!! two blondes on their way to disneyland and they come across a fork in the road. the sign said disneyland left…so they went home!!

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Two blondes lock their keys in their car, so one blonde trys to break in. The other blonde just stands there. Eventually the first blonde says,”I can’t break in!” and the seconed blonde replies, “Well keep trying it looks like its going to rain and the tops down.”

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Q. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE WAS IN YOUR FRIDGE? A. THERE IS LIPSTICK ON THE PICKLES.

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A blonde was working on painting her house when all of a sudden the ladder falls on top of her and she passes out. Not remembering any thing about it, The blonde goes and scratches her self. She feels a pain and immediatley goes to her docter. She sits down and the docter asks her what happened. Well docter, I was painting my house when the ladder fell on top of me and I passed out.That is all I remember.…

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