Lee Oswald and Monica Q&A
What’s the difference between Lee Harvey Oswald and Monica Lewinsky. Lee Harvey only blew the President once!
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Ween Jokes - page 24
GOD’S AXE
One day, little 6-year-old Eddie walked into the bathroom just as his mother was stepping out of the shower. He could not remember ever seeing her without clothes on. So when his father came home that evening, Eddie took him aside and told him what had happened. “It was scary, Daddy, she doesn’t have a weenie like we do. . .just a big hairy slit between her legs.” “Yes, that’s true, Eddie”, said his father, trying to think of a…
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pygmies vs track team
Q. What’s the difference between a band of Pygmies and a girls’ track team? A. A band of Pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.
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Lawyers and Doctors
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said,” I think I’ll get up and get a Coke.” “No problem,” said the physician, “I’ll get it for you.” While he…
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Batwoman
Q. What’s the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a positive side.
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Titanic Video vs. Clinton Video
When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling of “deja vu”…..of watching something that you had just seen in a similar structure??? Well your brain never fails…….By reading below, you will see the remarkable similarities between the Clinton Video and the Titanic Video. Was this just by coincidence or much more? I will let you be the judge………. TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3…
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You know you’re from Canada when …
Canadian Funnies You know you’re from Canada when … 1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 3. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. 4. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. 5. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 6. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with…
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Michael Jackson and a grocery bag
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is dangerous for kids to play with and made of plastic, the other is used to take out groceries.
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Beer nuts
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck.
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Old Toad
Q. What’s the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad? A. A regular toad says, “Ribbitt, ribbitt,” and a horny toad says, “Rub it, rub it.”
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