pick pocket
Q: What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pick pocket snatches watches while a peeping Tom watches snatches.
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Ween Jokes - page 22
Many ‘Nees
“I have seven ‘nees,” said a man to his friend. “Oh, yeah?” his friend responded. “Tell me how you can have seven.” ” Okay. I have two knees, two kidnees, two ninnees, and one weenee.”
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A Single Woman
Q: What is the difference between a single woman and a married woman? A: A single woman comes home, sees what is in the refrigerator and goes to bed. A married woman comes home sees what is in the bed and goes to the refrigerator.
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Ouch !
Question : What’s the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Answer : Newer magazines.
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Lawyer Jokes
What does a sperm have in common with a lawyer? They both have a 1 in a million chance of becoming a human! Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep? Because deep down, they`re really good people. Why don`t lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why shouldn`t you swerve and hit him? It might be your bicycle. Why did the lawyer cross the…
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A real prick
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Ferarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside…
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jewelry
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Colour
(Q) What’s the difference between pink and purple? (A) Your grip!
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Three balls
There was this man named John who was born with three balls. Doctors checked him over as an infant and determined that this was not an abnormal growth. It was indeed a third testicle. As a grown man, John would go from town to town, hit the bars and bet people he had three balls. There were immediate takers, and when he dropped his pants, they were stunned to see that they had lost the bet, because there before their…
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Gay Head
For those of you who don’t know, Gay Head is the name of a small town on Martha’s Vineyard, now renamed to Aquinna (I can’t imagine why they renamed it). It is known for its fabulous beach and stunning red cliffs overlooking the beach. On my recent vacation, I decided to go there for the day. Feeling a little brave, I decided to head for the Northwest end of the beach. This is where bathing suits are optional. As I…
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