Hookers & Drug Dealers
What is the difference between a hooker and a drug addict? The hooker can wash her used, dirty crack and re-sell it!
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Ween Jokes - page 26
women vs. golf
Q.What’s the difference between a woman’s most erogenous zone and a golf ball? A. A man will look for the ball.
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light side
What is the difference between a peacup and a teacup. An englishman drinks out of a teacup A mexican drives a peacup.
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Costume
The new Halloween costume is Monica Lewinsky. It comes with a blue dress, mayonnaise, a cigar, a beret, and the official White House kneepads.
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Snatch-eating Frog
This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box. and it says…”Snatch Eating Frogs $20.00 each comes with instructions)”. She looks at it for a minute…looks around to see if anyone’s watching her… and whispers to the man behind the counter…”I’LL TAKE ONE!” He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her dog…
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Golfers
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent…
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L’il Jokes
Q: What happened when the blue ship sankin the Red Sea? A: The sailors were marooned. Q: What do you call something that’s long, hard, and full of seamen? A: A Submarine Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs
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Why can’t women ski?
QUESTION. Why can’t women ski? ANSWER. because there is no slope between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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Could Things Get Worse?
The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and…
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How Much is a Billion?
What’s the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire? A million seconds is 13 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ. A billion hours ago, man had not yet walked on earth. A billion dollars ago was yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.
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