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There was a young man named Sweeney Who spilled some gin on his weenie. He thought this uncouth, So he added vermouth, And he slipped his girl a martini.
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There was a young man named Sweeney Who spilled some gin on his weenie. He thought this uncouth, So he added vermouth, And he slipped his girl a martini.
What is the difference between a secetary and a private secetary??? Ans:-The secetary says,”good morning sir!” While the private secetary says,”Its morning,sir!”
Whats the difference between your dick and your paycheck? You dont have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Q : What’s the difference between Presiden Clinton and Titanic ? A : Only 1500 people went down on the Titanic.