Nun and a car tire
Q. What’s the difference between a nun and a car tire? A. Sometimes a car tire will go down on you.
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Ween Jokes - page 19
Cajun Medical Terminology
Artery: The study of fine paintings Barium: What you do when C.P.R. fails Benign: What you be after you be eight. Cesarean Section: A district in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog Coma: A punctuation mark Congenital: Friendly Dilate: To live longer Fester: Quicker G. I. Series: Baseball game between soldiers Grippe: A suitcase Hangnail: A coat hook Morbid: A higher offer Nitrate: Lower than the day rate Node: Was aware Organic: Church musician Outpatient: A person who fainted Post-operative: A…
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Iraqui Jokes
Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off. Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52…F-16…B-2 Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer…
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Blondes and Bowling Balls
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
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lab rats
AP–The federal government today released the findings of a four year study that linked living in cages to increased potential of developing cancer in laboratory rats. The study, which cost an estimated $17 million, was started in 1983 when all the rats in a laboratory test control group contracted cancer. Spokesperson John Smith explained: “We were running a test on the possible link between excess popcorn intake and increased incidence of colon cancer. The test group consisted of twenty rats…
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Bush Clinton Bush
Q. How does one best describe Clinton? A. An incident between two Bushes.
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Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 12th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger double-wide. The husband then went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children but they couldn’t afford a costly operation, either. The doctor told him that there was a home procedure called a redneck vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb,…
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1500
Q: Whats the difference between the titanic and a blonde? A: Only 1500 people went down on the titanic!
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JFK & Clinton
Q: What’s the difference between JFK and President Clinton? One got his head blown off in the back of the presidential motorcade, the other was JFK
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Mind Games
Q: What’s the difference between a duck? A: A coat, a vest has no sleeves. Did you know we are having intelluctial intercourse…I’m fucking with your mind.
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